YOU CAN'T TRIPLE-STAMP A DOUBLE STAMP!

nicked from paraxdisepink


Give me a character from any fandom, tv show, movie, book you know that I know and I will tell you:
a. My favorite thing about that character.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
f. Their ship from hell.
g. Their song.
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
i. The last bad dream they had.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.

Stolen from veronamay
If there are one or more people on your friends list who make your world a better place just because they exist, and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the Internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

1. My username is _____ because ____.
nigetlde, aka Nigel the Dwarf Exploder, a Doug Anthony Allstars (link not worksafe!) reference. It tickles me.

2. My journal is titled ____ because ____
"Comin atcha like a hubba bubba nightmare," which really should be "bustin your bubble like a hubba bubba nightmare," but that was how I remembered it. Mighty Boosh is love.

3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
"Let me see you make decisions without your lj....ision," because I am Pretty Fucking Funny.

4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
"warning: may contain surprise buttsecks," because, you know. It might.

5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
Death by way of Tori Amos and Adam Hughes, all of whom I love dearly.

That one, where there are keywords for movies. And you gotta guess them. The movies.

1 - Unhappy Marriage; Pizza delivery; Stockholm Syndrome - Dog Day Afternoon, guessed by petrichor_pizz
2 - Breasts; Body in Trunk; Homosexual Kiss
3 - Bathroom Scene; Mexican Stand-off; Friendship
4 - Castaway; Horse-Racing; 1940s - The Black Stallion, guessed by chameleongirl79
5 - South America; Hit in Crotch; Bicycle - Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, guessed by ecce_homosexual
6 - Betrayal; Wetting Pants; Amputation - Hard Core Logo, guessed by ecce_homosexual
7 - Blow job; Shakespeare; Road
8 - Brainwashing; Vanity; Child Labour - Zoolander, guessed by deviousli
9 - Taunting; Dismemberment; Anarchism
10 - Based on TV Series; Robot; Interocitor - Mystery Science Theatre 3000: The Movie, guessed by deviousli


Hopefully not too obscure; pretty much just a list of my favourite stuff.

I got here too late for everyone else's (all the ones I knew were guessed!), but here's my version.

First lines of the next twenty random songs on my mp3 player to be guessed by you, yes YOU SIR, COME ON DOOOOOWN, without recourse to google because that makes the baby jesus cry.

Some of the ones that came up were so truely obscure I skipped 'em. Because boring! Number 3 turned out to be a rare release version so there's a bonus question. Oh and it would be funny if you thought I could restrict myself to what is technically the first line.

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Yay I am back! In one piece, too. So much has been going on but if it's report-worthy I can't really remember it right now.

Hugh Laurie got a Golden Globe! Yay for him. Mary-Louise Parker beat the Housewives! Yay for her, and yay for her being so aborable, and yay for her John Spencer tribute (*sniff*). Yay for Felicity Huffman, it's about fucking time, YOU ARE TOO CUTE WOMAN! Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje aws there! It's about fucking time for him, too, he blew me away every time he was on the screen on Oz. He and Chris Meloni must have been constantly trying to outdo each other in the sheer animal magnetism stakes.

Lauren came round and we played a Golden Globes drinking game with cowboy cocksuckers (SO! APPROPRIATE! It only just hit me):

( when to drink )

Good times.

frostmourne wrote this and it rawks my sawks. Guess which tv show:

Well theres this big ringy thing and it go flush sorta like a toilet and everyone goes whoa.
Then they step through it and go whoa.
Then they meet some aliens and go whoa.
Daniel bitches about some morality issue, other people dont go whoa.

Then they all go home and slap Keanu Reeves.

I think it's the Keanu Reeves that tips me over the edge. WTF? Heeeeeeee!

veronamay tagged me for a couple of memes like ten million years ago and I've just been sitting on them.

( guilty pleasures meme )

And vague memories of another:

( I think it was five songs you're into atm meme. )

I think it was angstslashhope who mentioned that she used imdb to keep track of all the movies she'd seen for the first time in the past year using the "my movies" page. Great idea.

( To the best of my atrocious, atrocious memory, here's 2006 so far: )

Obviously I need to get in some precious OLD SKOOL (WORD!) time. I am desperate to see Marathon Man and the original Producers atm and lydia_petze has just given Victim a glowing review so hopefully I can add them soon.

And........I'm spent.

Possibly the best meme ever. Stolen from jiffy_spiffy

Draw ten songs in paint and get people to try and guess the songs! Warning - bad paint drawings ahead.

( oh, some of these are absurdly easy )

Stolen from electromoon:

( me and you questions meme )

Stolen from jessikast: Vocabulary test meme. Some wonderful, wonderful words here: imbricate, pyknic, gasconade, contumely, inspissate, bumptious, thewy, cunctator, anfractious, salmagundi, quondam, litotes, inveigh, chimerical, etc, etc. I got 168/200.

Heeheeheee!


Tobias Beecher


Who's your OZ bitch?
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These things are so much fun! You get to find out lots about people.

1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your blog/site with the answers to the questions and leave the answers as comments on my blog.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

Questions from chameleongirl79:
1 - What 5 things do you consider essential for others to know about you?
2 - If you could trade places with any super villain for a day, who would you choose and what would you get up to?
3 - What's the story behind your username?
4 - Peace or freedom?
5 - Umm ... is Adelaide as boring as everyone says?

( Answers )