fanon meme

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From misskittie79

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

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Fraser!

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Oh, Fraser!

1. When Fraser was a kid, he wanted more than anything to be a librarian.

2. Fraser loves it when the Rays argue with him over shit like holding the door open. He's not allowed to pat himself on the back for having such a different baseline for standards of social behaviour, because what's right is what's right and that's it, but when the Rays complain he knows the effort he makes is worth it. Sometimes he even exaggerates it just because their reactions are so amusing. (When other people complain, however, he doesn't like it, because they don't love him like the Rays do).

3. Fraser looks at RayK every chance he can get. RayK looks and acts and talks and thinks unlike anyone he's ever known. Plus, Fraser has a thing for his hands.

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3. Fraser looks at RayK every chance he can get. RayK looks and acts and talks and thinks unlike anyone he's ever known. Plus, Fraser has a thing for his hands.


Something about that whole thought is so hot. It needs ficcage. mmmmm

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Don't look at me! I have enough on my hands as it is! It's going to have to be YOU.

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Sometimes he even exaggerates it just because their reactions are so amusing. (When other people complain, however, he doesn't like it, because they don't love him like the Rays do).

I was talking to Rispa about this earlier, about how Fraser must find the Rays as weird as they find him in his head, so he exaggerates to get reactions out of them and that's his little affectionate way of entertaining himself heh

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Blixa (well, fanon!Blixa)

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oooooooer! Good one!

1. The first time Nick and Blixa slept together Roland S Howard was watching and they knew it, but they were both assholes and kept going anyway.

2. Blixa tried not to be jealous of Kylie but the only reason he didn't put laxatives in her food was that he knew he'd be the one doing the duet live.

3. Blixa is actually Alexander Hacke's bitch. He does whatever Alexander tells him to because otherwise he'd get booted out of Neubauten, and he needs the cigarette money.

4. Blixa is not German. He is not even human. He is in fact an alien from a mysterious leather planet.

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"He is in fact an alien from a mysterious leather planet." - the same one where only the 1337357 aliens hang out.

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

The sweary Al guy from Deadwood ;-)

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Fuckin righteous!

1. Al got involved with Jack Langrishe at an impressionable young age. He had rather a crush but Jack let him down gently and they've been close friends ever since; with benefits, even, until Al got his own minions.

2. Al likes that he can pick and choose his family, even if they make him want to cry sometimes with their stupidity.

2a. Al would die if anyone knew, but he doesn't actually hate everyone, just 99% of people. Some people he doesn't mind. Trixie, for instance, has nice tits, and even though it takes the gimp half an hour to make coffee, she still makes it better than he can.

3. Al still has nightmares about the orphanage, and if he had ever had the chance, he would have killed that cocksucking pastor.

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Geggery Peccary

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1. Geggery Peccery and Evelyn the Modified Dog once spent a drunken night in Tijuana. They woke up next to a donkey. They don't talk about it, but Greggery kept the motel shower gel as a souvenir.

2. Geggery Peccery was once banned from an IKEA in Iowa for tracking mud across the Kitchenette section. He was just checking out the durability of the tiles!

3. James Cameron once asked Greggery Peccery to write a screenplay based on Billy the Mountain's life, because he thought they were friends, but Greggery told James to go fuck himself. Greggery doesn't need reminders of that bastard and his bitch of a small wooden wife. Because of that, he didn't get the bit part as a roast dinner in Titanic that he'd really been hanging out for. Never mind. He'll make it; Hollywood hasn't a chance.

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Genyouis

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No wait, Hugo Race, and Obligatory Cat

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1. This one time, Obligatory Cat told Hugo Race that his hair was too short to be in the Bad Seeds, so Hugo shaved her and wore her hair as a wig. That showed her.

2. Obligatory Cat and Hugo Race like to make jokes about Anita Lane. Here's an example:
HR: So, that Anita Lane.
OC: I hope she dies of heroin!
Then they laugh, and laugh, and laugh.

3. Berlin sucked because Obligatory Cat couldn't speak German, so she got Hugo Race to translate for her all the time. What she never found out was that Hugo couldn't speak it either. All the times she thought Hugo was buying her the expensive metwurst it was actually made out of domestic cat meat. Hugo found out just before he quit the Bad Seeds. He never told her because he likes his face where it is, thank you very much.

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If I'm allowed to do just one more:

Gollum