nigeltde: if trixie could just think hard enough she would undo everything (kev facepalm)
Just now I bought a couple of DVDs for the Gulfport Library, which lost a great deal of its collection during Hurricane Katrina, because it horrified me to think of people without access to the wonder that is the Redford-Newman team-up (went with The Sting because BC&tSK was unavailable), or the kick in the soul that is Schindler's List (um.....because Arrested Development s3 was unavailable...). Check out the Dewey Donation System for more info.


One of the girls at work--which makes it sound like there's a lot which really, no; also, I am not a secretary--left, and poor Saturday Arvo me has to go in till her replacements start (one thing I have noticed with full-time work in retail is how incredibly sick of my own voice I get. I can't imagine how you guys who work in call-centres do it). I'm not very good at small-talk so I have my stock lines and their little variations for all the samey stuff we do, but I get sick of them, and sometimes I am called to go beyond the one-liner-and-thankyou. It often backfires on me. (PS: I work in a hospital)

Today:
Customer, in those walking stick/crutch things that circle your forearms: Whew, I hope they're not worrying upstairs. I've been ages getting here.

Jessie: Yeah, it's a long walk, isn't it?

C: I'm so glad there were lots of seats along the way. This is the first time I've tried it.

J: But you're up and about now?

C: Yeah. I broke all the bones on the right side of my body.

J: Wow! Nice work! How did you manage that? That's really impressive.

C: ....
C: A car did it.

J: ....
J: Ah.

C: ....
C: I've been in hospital for eight weeks.

J: ...
J: Ah...
J: Right, so...
J: Do you need a carry bag for that?

I hate myself and I want to die.

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