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[nigeltde]

Get thee to a nunnery! Or, rather, here, it's much more fun: The Ten Minute Two Towers. By far the best summary of TTT I've ever read. Just the thought of Elrond going "Gandalf! Hey, buddy!" cracks me up like you wouldn't believe.



EOWYN: Hal-lo, handsome!
ARAGORN: Hi. You handle pointy things very well.
EOWYN: Yes. My only fear is dying a virgin. Hint, hint.
ARAGORN: Okay! Well, let's move along.

HENNETH ANNUN
FARAMIR: So, who are you, exactly?
FRODO: I'm Frodo. This is Sam.
FARAMIR: Your...image consultant?
SAM: His gardener.
FARAMIR: Ohh, like in a 'Lady Chatterley's Lover' kind of way?
SAM: Exactly.
FRODO: Righ-What??

Comments

[frostmourne.livejournal.com]

EOWYN: Yes. My only fear is dying a virgin. Hint, hint.
ARAGORN: Okay! Well, let's move along

Ahahah I love it!
Much better than the original movies in my opinion :P
What time do you want me to pop over today with your OC ep?

[nigeltde]

any time after 7.15 that's convenient for you, bubs :-)

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

LEGOLAS: This is going to be most unpleasant. Hundreds of people will die.
ARAGORN: Thank you, Captain Obvious.
LEGOLAS: You're just jealous because I'm pretty.
ARAGORN: You're just jealous because I'm going to be king.
LEGOLAS: You can bite my ass.
ARAGORN: Hey, blow me.

This is just too good..