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Get thee to a nunnery! Or, rather, here, it's much more fun: The Ten Minute Two Towers. By far the best summary of TTT I've ever read. Just the thought of Elrond going "Gandalf! Hey, buddy!" cracks me up like you wouldn't believe.



EOWYN: Hal-lo, handsome!
ARAGORN: Hi. You handle pointy things very well.
EOWYN: Yes. My only fear is dying a virgin. Hint, hint.
ARAGORN: Okay! Well, let's move along.

HENNETH ANNUN
FARAMIR: So, who are you, exactly?
FRODO: I'm Frodo. This is Sam.
FARAMIR: Your...image consultant?
SAM: His gardener.
FARAMIR: Ohh, like in a 'Lady Chatterley's Lover' kind of way?
SAM: Exactly.
FRODO: Righ-What??