Dude get real! Everyone knows Katie Holmes was impregnated with L Ron Hubbard's defrosted seed in a bizarre Scientology ritual! She's their very own Virgin Mary. Tom told me that although he respects her as a person, he's in no way expected to, um, "perform."
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Date: 2006-02-20 10:36 am (UTC)Butbutbutbutbut...he knocked up Katie and their love is so pure!?
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Date: 2006-02-20 12:39 pm (UTC)Nicole Kidman is actually a man.