HA!

[nigeltde]

BREAKING NEWS: Tom Cruise and John Travolta are still not out of the closet.

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[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

Tom Cruise is GAY??????


Butbutbutbutbut...he knocked up Katie and their love is so pure!?

[nigeltde]

Dude get real! Everyone knows Katie Holmes was impregnated with L Ron Hubbard's defrosted seed in a bizarre Scientology ritual! She's their very own Virgin Mary. Tom told me that although he respects her as a person, he's in no way expected to, um, "perform."

Nicole Kidman is actually a man.

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

That's one big-ass king-sized closet they've got there.

[nigeltde]

Well, it has to fit just about every other male actor in Hollywood. ORGY!!!

In related news, JAKE FINALLY GOT HIS AWARD!!! And looked SMOKIN HOT while doing it, of course.

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

And he was all self-effacing and nervous and overwhelmed and teary and he had a little bit of cuteness there with Heath and I died.

[nigeltde]

*wibble*

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

/DED

... when are we getting together again?

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

I think I'll be seeing Janet either overnight Sat or Sun, I haven't quite committed myself there. I can throw it in the post if you like ;-)

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

That'd be good, ta. Can you send it to work? (Do you have my work address?)

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

Better give it to me ;-)

I'll try and post it before work tomorrow, but Friday is probably more likely.

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

I know! I haven't seen the actual event yet (Al is taping it for watching at a later date) but I saw him in the press room afterward. He so cute.

I hope there was Heath/Jake huggage.

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

There wasn't exactly huggage, but there was Jake reaching over the back of Heath's seat and Heath reaching back and some grabbage.

That, and a LOT of the back of Ioan's head.

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

Ngggghhh.

There are worse backs-of-heads to look at than Ioan's, I suppose.

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

"Tom Cruise and John Travolta are still not out of the closet."

- probably because they haven't finished doing each other in there.