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Apr. 22nd, 2002 12:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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kvschwartz because he's much cleverer than I. I did go to the FAQ but I was looking in all the wrong places. Ta!
Secondly: Luke Skywalker is a big girl. A big, big, big girl. Why did I never realise this before? And why is Boba Fett's ship a giant phallus? Who checks over these things? And why did no-one tell George Lucas and his team of co-writers that they have no talent for writing dialogue? My eight year old son could do better. If I, um, had one, that is.
Raven rip-off. Sorry Edgar. You da man.
The astronauts have gone crazy, their reports are much too hazy
They've inhaled some strange space gas and are now giggling with glee
When their journals were recovered, many strange things were discovered
Each and every page was covered with entries you'd not believe
Tales defying simple logic, too wondrous to believe
And sights that you'd long to see
All the scientists defied it and the government denied it
But the people each took on the cry with paroxysms of glee
While the space-men stared vacantly, their journals stated blatantly
These phrases that I relate to you, as plainly as you please
This statement written in their journals, plainly as you might please:
That the moon is made of cheese
Just a first draft; the rhythm's being a biyatch.
kvschwartz because he's much cleverer than I. I did go to the FAQ but I was looking in all the wrong places. Ta! Secondly: Luke Skywalker is a big girl. A big, big, big girl. Why did I never realise this before? And why is Boba Fett's ship a giant phallus? Who checks over these things? And why did no-one tell George Lucas and his team of co-writers that they have no talent for writing dialogue? My eight year old son could do better. If I, um, had one, that is.
Raven rip-off. Sorry Edgar. You da man.
The astronauts have gone crazy, their reports are much too hazy
They've inhaled some strange space gas and are now giggling with glee
When their journals were recovered, many strange things were discovered
Each and every page was covered with entries you'd not believe
Tales defying simple logic, too wondrous to believe
And sights that you'd long to see
All the scientists defied it and the government denied it
But the people each took on the cry with paroxysms of glee
While the space-men stared vacantly, their journals stated blatantly
These phrases that I relate to you, as plainly as you please
This statement written in their journals, plainly as you might please:
That the moon is made of cheese
Just a first draft; the rhythm's being a biyatch.
baaahaaahaa
Date: 2002-04-21 10:32 pm (UTC)And as for Luke/Han, ewww. Whenever Luke and Han share a scene together John Williams gets it into his head to put romantic music on. Why, god, why?