righteyho neighborino

[nigeltde]

Profuse thanks go out to kvschwartz because he's much cleverer than I. I did go to the FAQ but I was looking in all the wrong places. Ta!

Secondly: Luke Skywalker is a big girl. A big, big, big girl. Why did I never realise this before? And why is Boba Fett's ship a giant phallus? Who checks over these things? And why did no-one tell George Lucas and his team of co-writers that they have no talent for writing dialogue? My eight year old son could do better. If I, um, had one, that is.

Raven rip-off. Sorry Edgar. You da man.

The astronauts have gone crazy, their reports are much too hazy
They've inhaled some strange space gas and are now giggling with glee
When their journals were recovered, many strange things were discovered
Each and every page was covered with entries you'd not believe
Tales defying simple logic, too wondrous to believe
And sights that you'd long to see

All the scientists defied it and the government denied it
But the people each took on the cry with paroxysms of glee
While the space-men stared vacantly, their journals stated blatantly
These phrases that I relate to you, as plainly as you please
This statement written in their journals, plainly as you might please:
That the moon is made of cheese

Just a first draft; the rhythm's being a biyatch.

Comments

who are you

[lachattenoire.livejournal.com]

I imagine that you came across my livejournal through kvschwartz. Why did you add me to your friend's list?

by the by, impressive poetic skills.

Re: who are you

[nigeltde]

Thankye m'am.

I added you because I assume you're the same person - your moniker is rather original! - who did the lovely Snarry art at WTP and who recently joined SnapeXHarry. Am I correct? I was going to ask in your lj but it was late, I was in a hurry, and I wanted to add you before I forgot. I hope I wasn't too forward?

You're correct, I did find you through kvschwartz. I'm nige, I sent you a LOC re the above-mentioned art. If, indeed, you're the person I think/hope you are :-)

Re: who are you

[lachattenoire.livejournal.com]

hate to break it to ya, but that's not me.

interesting diary you've got, however.

Re: who are you

[nigeltde]

Heh, sorry. Ignore all that, then... I suppose I shouldn't be surprised, there are more than a few people on the net. Is your name a reference to something, then?

Re: who are you

[lachattenoire.livejournal.com]

well my friends say that I am very cat like, and I have somewhat of a liking for black cats. lachattenoire just worked for me. even though some of them used to call me felix.

[lydia-petze.livejournal.com]

Secondly: Luke Skywalker is a big girl. A big, big, big girl. Why did I never realise this before?

I never could slash him with Han. Han does NOT need that shit. Have you played the SW drinking game? Take a sip whenever Skywalker whinges. You're TOTALLED. Also, LS is George Arsehole Lucas's big fat Mary Sue.

baaahaaahaa

[nigeltde]

You are soooo correct. I'll have to try that drinking game. Right after the LOTR one: take three swallows anytime you can see an actor's fillings.

And as for Luke/Han, ewww. Whenever Luke and Han share a scene together John Williams gets it into his head to put romantic music on. Why, god, why?