We're butch!!
Jul. 16th, 2003 10:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nigeltdeBit of a shitty night but this has cheered me up greatly:
SUPERMAN IS GAY
by George Sanford
"We owe it to our children not to expose them to this kind of flamboyant character, flitting around in the air like Tinkerbell," declares the Reverend Clay Blanblood. "Real men do NOT prance around in tights."
*sings 'Men in Tights' from Robin Hood: Men in Tights*
SUPERMAN IS GAY
by George Sanford
"We owe it to our children not to expose them to this kind of flamboyant character, flitting around in the air like Tinkerbell," declares the Reverend Clay Blanblood. "Real men do NOT prance around in tights."
*sings 'Men in Tights' from Robin Hood: Men in Tights*
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Date: 2003-07-16 09:14 am (UTC)And in true Mallrats style, the question must be asked. Which other gay superhero could be Superman's lover without having his brains blown out the back of his head?
I cant believe I just wrote that.
I should really go to bed.
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Date: 2003-07-16 04:57 pm (UTC)heehee.
When you say 'brains blown out the back of his head', are you referencing Supe's fabled ejaculatory power, or someting else? Cause I don't remember that coming up in Mallrats, but I've not seen it in a while.