Oh my god Denny Crane and Alan Shore just went to a spa together then they had a fight over what their friendship meant to each of them and then they got back together and talked about how much they needed each other and then they sat next to each other and smoked cigars and "Stand by Your Man" played on the soundtrack. I love love love Boston Legal; it's hysterical, in both the "funny" and "really quite insane" senses of the word.
ETA: hahahaha, the season three opener is called, "Can't We All Get a Lung"
ETA: hahahaha, the season three opener is called, "Can't We All Get a Lung"