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Jun. 5th, 2006 06:16 pmI am so late to the game here but Chuck Norris facts, Dean-style. My favourite:
7. Dean Winchester does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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11. If a demon can see Dean Winchester, he can see it. If it can't see Dean Winchester it may be only seconds away from death.
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16. Dean Winchester is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
7. Dean Winchester does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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11. If a demon can see Dean Winchester, he can see it. If it can't see Dean Winchester it may be only seconds away from death.
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16. Dean Winchester is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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Date: 2006-06-05 09:39 am (UTC)Dean Winchester can slam a revolving door.
There is no such thing as a lesbian - only a woman who has never met Dean Winchester.
SO MUCH LOVE.
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Date: 2006-06-05 12:39 pm (UTC)Dean Winchester gave Mona Lisa that smile.
You hear the one about the guy who died and went to heaven? Sees a guy in a leather jacket and jeans? He asks St Peter who it is, and St Peter goes, "Oh, that's God. He thinks he's Dean Winchester."
They were going to carve Dean Winchester's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't pouty enough for his lips.
Dean Winchester does not get frostbite. Dean Winchester bites frost.
OMG SEL WHAT'S HAPPENING TO ME. In the last three days or so this show has gobbled up my brain.
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Date: 2006-06-05 12:43 pm (UTC)When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Dean Winchester.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Dean Winchester's fist.
Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that says, "WWDWD?"
THIS FANDOM EATS PEOPLE'S HEADS AND SPITS OUT THE BONES. But dude, you're gonna be so happy YOU WON'T CARE.
Oh - and I cannot be blamed for this. I didn't even TALK to you about this one. So THERE.
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Date: 2006-06-05 12:54 pm (UTC)Dean Winchester is the reason why Wally is hiding.
Jesus can walk on water, but Dean Winchester can walk on Jesus.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannysaurus wasn't chasing the Jeep. Dean Winchester was chasing the Tyrannysaurus AND the Jeep.
YOU KNEW. YOU KNEW. YOU AND LAINY AND AL, YOU'RE ALL OUT TO GET ME. BUT I DON"T CARE BECAUSE IT"S GLORIOUS.
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Date: 2006-06-05 11:33 pm (UTC)Dean Winchester actually died ten years ago, but no Grim Reaper can get up the courage to tell him.
Dean Winchester sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled hunting ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Dean shot the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
I DID NOTHING. But welcome to the party anyway. It's good to know my pimp skills work on autopilot. *g*
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Date: 2006-06-06 02:32 am (UTC)In last night's episode, Provenance, Jensen said Jared instead of Sam! Hee! Does that happen often?
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Date: 2006-06-06 02:33 am (UTC)OMG HE DOES NOT. When? How did I miss that?
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Date: 2006-06-06 02:48 am (UTC)It's when they go back to the old woman's house to examine the painting to see if anything's changed. Just before they go to the mausoleum for the first time. I think he says Jared when he's pointing out the changed position of the striaght razor.
This show is so POMO.
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Date: 2006-06-06 04:50 am (UTC)EEEEeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeE!
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Date: 2006-06-06 04:57 am (UTC)You can already pre-order from Amazon.ca, btw, because I did that last week...
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Date: 2006-06-06 05:12 am (UTC)Although should they really be showing something like "A Day in the Life With Jared and Jensen" where little kids could see it?
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Date: 2006-06-06 05:23 am (UTC)ok I am out of credit BUT you should know that I have only seen about five episodes and so I am going to make her watch them all. And THEN some. GLORY BE!!!!!
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Date: 2006-06-06 05:35 am (UTC)Okay. I started to make a list here of the episodes you MUST watch, and then I realised I was listing pretty much all of them, so yeah. Watch the lot. And then get hold of the eps I didn't send (there's about five I only have in DVD format, which I can't copy) and watch those. And watch all the clips, and look at all the pictures, and watch all the songvids, and read all the fic, and listen to all the music.
THEN you can die of happy.
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Date: 2006-06-06 05:41 am (UTC)(That's what Sam said too)
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