nigeltde: if trixie could just think hard enough she would undo everything (CHUCK NORRIS BITCHES)
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I am so late to the game here but Chuck Norris facts, Dean-style. My favourite:
7. Dean Winchester does not read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
or
11. If a demon can see Dean Winchester, he can see it. If it can't see Dean Winchester it may be only seconds away from death.
or
16. Dean Winchester is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Date: 2006-06-05 09:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
Superman wears Dean Winchester pyjamas.

Dean Winchester can slam a revolving door.

There is no such thing as a lesbian - only a woman who has never met Dean Winchester.

SO MUCH LOVE.

Date: 2006-06-05 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
Dean Winchester does not use pickup lines. He simply says, "Now".

When the bogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Dean Winchester.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Dean Winchester's fist.

Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that says, "WWDWD?"

THIS FANDOM EATS PEOPLE'S HEADS AND SPITS OUT THE BONES. But dude, you're gonna be so happy YOU WON'T CARE.

Oh - and I cannot be blamed for this. I didn't even TALK to you about this one. So THERE.

Date: 2006-06-05 11:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
Dean Winchester owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game Uno. He was four.

Dean Winchester actually died ten years ago, but no Grim Reaper can get up the courage to tell him.

Dean Winchester sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled hunting ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Dean shot the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

I DID NOTHING. But welcome to the party anyway. It's good to know my pimp skills work on autopilot. *g*

Date: 2006-06-06 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
A very, very pretty tree.

OMG HE DOES NOT. When? How did I miss that?

Date: 2006-06-06 02:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
Clearly I need to watch that scene again. Will do so as soon as I get home tonight.

Date: 2006-06-06 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
Yeah, but it gives me something to look forward to. *g*

Date: 2006-06-06 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
Yah-huh. *g* You can already get eps on DVD if you buy the UK edition, because they've released the first half of the season, but dude. FEATURES. Am waiting for September if it KILLS ME.

You can already pre-order from Amazon.ca, btw, because I did that last week...

Date: 2006-06-06 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
Well, "A Night In The Life With Jared And Jensen" is probably an easter egg.

Date: 2006-06-06 05:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
I have a bad habit of running people out of credit on their mobiles. Oops. *g*

Okay. I started to make a list here of the episodes you MUST watch, and then I realised I was listing pretty much all of them, so yeah. Watch the lot. And then get hold of the eps I didn't send (there's about five I only have in DVD format, which I can't copy) and watch those. And watch all the clips, and look at all the pictures, and watch all the songvids, and read all the fic, and listen to all the music.

THEN you can die of happy.

Date: 2006-06-06 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
God, I wish I could fly over there and witness your downfall. Alas, I must chuckle evilly from afar.

Date: 2006-06-06 06:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] veronamay.livejournal.com
RIGHT IN THE KISSER!

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