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nigeltdeWell laugh it up, while you still can. This, and I'm serious here, is how it would go down:
EXT: SUNSET BOULEVARD
JESSIE: Wow, I can't believe I won a trip to Hollywood! This is so exciting! I hope I meet some cute California boys (preferably doctors)!
JESSIE, gazing excitedly into boutique shops and sushi restaurants, accidentally bumps into BOY--well, he's more of a MAN, really, with a tight polo shirt of a mist green that murmers, "alternative, not preppy, but is sensitive and will be nice to your mother," that slides over smooth-lined, eye-catching (especially the biceps) muscles--who drops a heavy stack of papers on JESSIE's foot. She hops up and down.
MAN: Gee, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you there! I was so absorbed in my reading.
JESSIE leans down to pick up a bundle of about two hundred leaves. Taking a look at the front page, she quickly figures out that those seemingly ordinary papers crackled and buzzed with pure, golden Hollywood magic.
JESSIE: Wow, a script!
She reads the title page.
JESSIE (dubiously): The Gay Science?
MAN: Yes. I play Young Nietzsche. It's the tale of a sensitive, brooding young man--
JESSIE: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE JAKE GYLLENHAAL!
MAN smiles, accidentally flexing his pecs. He is, indeed, immediately revealed to be JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
JESSIE: Wow! I think you're totally cute!
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Why thank you! You know, you're just the kind of gal we're looking for down at the office. How would you like to fetch my coffee and forge my signature for fans?
JESSIE: WOW! Sure thing! Plus can I jump your bones?
JAKE GYLLENHAAL removes his polo shirt. Yum.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Darlin', I wish I knew how to quit your drooling and superficial admiration, and your lovely undressing-me eyes, although I'm sure you think I'm a super actor too. Right? Because sometimes I cry at night. Would you do me the honour of marrying me?
JESSIE: WOULD I!!!!!????!!!!!?!
Would she? ..............Or WOULD SHE?
[Poll #669798]
So that kind of got away from me. BUT I THINK YOU GET THE POINT.
EXT: SUNSET BOULEVARD
JESSIE: Wow, I can't believe I won a trip to Hollywood! This is so exciting! I hope I meet some cute California boys (preferably doctors)!
JESSIE, gazing excitedly into boutique shops and sushi restaurants, accidentally bumps into BOY--well, he's more of a MAN, really, with a tight polo shirt of a mist green that murmers, "alternative, not preppy, but is sensitive and will be nice to your mother," that slides over smooth-lined, eye-catching (especially the biceps) muscles--who drops a heavy stack of papers on JESSIE's foot. She hops up and down.
MAN: Gee, I'm so sorry! I didn't see you there! I was so absorbed in my reading.
JESSIE leans down to pick up a bundle of about two hundred leaves. Taking a look at the front page, she quickly figures out that those seemingly ordinary papers crackled and buzzed with pure, golden Hollywood magic.
JESSIE: Wow, a script!
She reads the title page.
JESSIE (dubiously): The Gay Science?
MAN: Yes. I play Young Nietzsche. It's the tale of a sensitive, brooding young man--
JESSIE: OH MY GOD! YOU'RE JAKE GYLLENHAAL!
MAN smiles, accidentally flexing his pecs. He is, indeed, immediately revealed to be JAKE GYLLENHAAL.
JESSIE: Wow! I think you're totally cute!
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Why thank you! You know, you're just the kind of gal we're looking for down at the office. How would you like to fetch my coffee and forge my signature for fans?
JESSIE: WOW! Sure thing! Plus can I jump your bones?
JAKE GYLLENHAAL removes his polo shirt. Yum.
JAKE GYLLENHAAL: Darlin', I wish I knew how to quit your drooling and superficial admiration, and your lovely undressing-me eyes, although I'm sure you think I'm a super actor too. Right? Because sometimes I cry at night. Would you do me the honour of marrying me?
JESSIE: WOULD I!!!!!????!!!!!?!
Would she? ..............Or WOULD SHE?
[Poll #669798]
So that kind of got away from me. BUT I THINK YOU GET THE POINT.
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Date: 2006-02-09 10:04 pm (UTC)Let me know when you've seen it, yeah? I wanna experience your death scene again.
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