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And somme Englysshe bookes maken mencyon that they wente never oute of Englond after the deth of syr Launcelot — but that was but favour of makers. For the Frensshe book maketh mencyon — and is auctorysed — that syr Bors, syr Ector, syr Blamour and syr Bleoberis wente into the Holy Lande, thereas Jesu Cryst was quycke and deed. And anone as they had stablysshed theyr londes, for, the book saith, so syr Launcelot commaunded them for to do or ever he passyd oute of thys world, there these foure knyghtes dyd many bataylles upon the myscreantes, or Turkes. And there they dyed upon a Good Fryday for Goddes sake. (Malory, Mort Darthur 21:13)

For God's sake, Englysshen dudes! Get it right!