Funny stuff
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nigeltdeMargaret and David from the Movie Show are Zappa fans! They are so cute (she tried to say in an uncondescending manner).
The Homepage of Sir Peter Maxwell.
I gather this Live 8 nonsense is in order to pressure western governments into writing off African debt. Absolute rubbish. The day when the chap in Downing Street starts to listen to the highly improper rantings of semi literate Irish peasants like Bob Geldof or that Bobo chap is the day I will leave the country.
The Da Vinci Code 2: The Dundee Code.
"Sophie, you can call me 'mate'. We're now in Australia (a country located south of Indonesia, which is about 12,000 miles from Oregon). People call each other 'mate' here," Langdon said, "as they are very friendly, and have national characteristics such as anti-authoritarianism, tough individualism and a touch of idleness, just as Asians are just one big lookalike monoculture, and bad people have German accents, and you French are arrogant and smell like garlic. But Aussies are achievers and hosted the famous Olympic Games right here in Sydney in 2000 – you might have seen it on le télévision in your native France, Europe, way east of New York. Australians are a bit like Americans, only with bad accents."
Links found via Wikipedia. Speaking of, random MST3K qoutes!
Crow: It was a dark and stormy night. I'd taken a creative writing class.
Crow: Boy! Nothing more depressing than being locked in a capsule watching a movie about people dying in a capsule.
Jinkawa: Hey, listen. It would be funny if the earthquakes destroyed your robot! Heh.
Joel [as Goro]: Yeah, it'd be funny if the earthquake killed your family!
Joel [as Jet Jaguar]: Am I high, or did I just get nailed by some gargoyle thing?
Joel: [in psychotic child voice] I'm first! I wish to be the first to be crushed!
Crow: Ah, here comes Nurse Feratu.
Servo [as Villager]: Let us be gay, for he is a dickweed.
Joel [as Mr. Warren]: We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me! You, put a handkerchief on your head! You, swat at imaginary elves! You, rock on the porch all night!
Joel: You know, this scene is strong enough for a Manos, but made for a Womanos.
Narrator: I said "pleasantly", for that is the keynote at dinnertime. It is not only good manners, but good sense.
Crow: Emotions are for ethnic people.
Servo: Oh, my God! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
Servo: You know, all the adventures of a crazy guy and a wormy sidekick don't amount to a hill of beans in this world.
Crow: Unfortunately for you, I secrete pine tar from my hands!
Thief: Gloria?
Mike: G-L-O-R-I-A?
Thief: Gloria!
Servo: In excelsis Deo!
Thief: Gloria!
Crow: I hear they got your number.
The Homepage of Sir Peter Maxwell.
I gather this Live 8 nonsense is in order to pressure western governments into writing off African debt. Absolute rubbish. The day when the chap in Downing Street starts to listen to the highly improper rantings of semi literate Irish peasants like Bob Geldof or that Bobo chap is the day I will leave the country.
The Da Vinci Code 2: The Dundee Code.
"Sophie, you can call me 'mate'. We're now in Australia (a country located south of Indonesia, which is about 12,000 miles from Oregon). People call each other 'mate' here," Langdon said, "as they are very friendly, and have national characteristics such as anti-authoritarianism, tough individualism and a touch of idleness, just as Asians are just one big lookalike monoculture, and bad people have German accents, and you French are arrogant and smell like garlic. But Aussies are achievers and hosted the famous Olympic Games right here in Sydney in 2000 – you might have seen it on le télévision in your native France, Europe, way east of New York. Australians are a bit like Americans, only with bad accents."
Links found via Wikipedia. Speaking of, random MST3K qoutes!
Crow: It was a dark and stormy night. I'd taken a creative writing class.
Crow: Boy! Nothing more depressing than being locked in a capsule watching a movie about people dying in a capsule.
Jinkawa: Hey, listen. It would be funny if the earthquakes destroyed your robot! Heh.
Joel [as Goro]: Yeah, it'd be funny if the earthquake killed your family!
Joel [as Jet Jaguar]: Am I high, or did I just get nailed by some gargoyle thing?
Joel: [in psychotic child voice] I'm first! I wish to be the first to be crushed!
Crow: Ah, here comes Nurse Feratu.
Servo [as Villager]: Let us be gay, for he is a dickweed.
Joel [as Mr. Warren]: We're gonna have leadership the way my old man told me! You, put a handkerchief on your head! You, swat at imaginary elves! You, rock on the porch all night!
Joel: You know, this scene is strong enough for a Manos, but made for a Womanos.
Narrator: I said "pleasantly", for that is the keynote at dinnertime. It is not only good manners, but good sense.
Crow: Emotions are for ethnic people.
Servo: Oh, my God! My waffle! Oh, the humanity!
Servo: You know, all the adventures of a crazy guy and a wormy sidekick don't amount to a hill of beans in this world.
Crow: Unfortunately for you, I secrete pine tar from my hands!
Thief: Gloria?
Mike: G-L-O-R-I-A?
Thief: Gloria!
Servo: In excelsis Deo!
Thief: Gloria!
Crow: I hear they got your number.
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Date: 2005-07-07 09:24 am (UTC)Yo, what are those tags you popped at the bottom of your post? *curious*
Check out my extremely stressful day (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lainy122/101877.html). *dies*
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Date: 2005-07-07 09:48 am (UTC)Tags are a new feature for journals usuing Style System 2 (you're using 1). You tag your entry with keywords and then when you click on a keyword the last hundred posts with that keyword pop up!
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Date: 2005-07-07 09:53 am (UTC)What do you mean Style Sysems? My layout?
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