My Troy thoughs, because why not?
May. 30th, 2004 03:21 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nigeltdeBest bit: Single combat of Hector and Achillies
Sean Bean: If only there were some way to make a sequel all about him!
Brad Pitt: Every time he pouted (every time he was on screen) I thought of Tony Curtis in Some Like It Hot
"Cousin": New Funniest Word Ever
Dialogue: Also really funny. I'm sure I wasn't meant to laugh during the funeral of the main character but the "my brother" line killed me.
Paris: Twat
Eric Bana: Totally cool
Julie Christie: Hotter than Helen, for crying out loud
Briseis: Also hotter than Helen, and also cool
Accents: What the hell was going on here?
The Verdict: Mostly mediocre, but picked up after Patroclus died. Entertaining nevertheless, especially because I kept thinking of the totally brilliant Troy in 15 Minutes.
Sean Bean: If only there were some way to make a sequel all about him!
Brad Pitt: Every time he pouted (every time he was on screen) I thought of Tony Curtis in Some Like It Hot
"Cousin": New Funniest Word Ever
Dialogue: Also really funny. I'm sure I wasn't meant to laugh during the funeral of the main character but the "my brother" line killed me.
Paris: Twat
Eric Bana: Totally cool
Julie Christie: Hotter than Helen, for crying out loud
Briseis: Also hotter than Helen, and also cool
Accents: What the hell was going on here?
The Verdict: Mostly mediocre, but picked up after Patroclus died. Entertaining nevertheless, especially because I kept thinking of the totally brilliant Troy in 15 Minutes.
