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nigeltdeI've just been sitting here refreshing www.lordoftherings.net over and over again just to hear the actors introduce themselves. Christopher Lee's voice does funny things to my insides. I hate to think what he and Alan Rickman's loveshild would sound like - it'd probably take over the world or something. Orlando Bloom and Liv Tyler have disturbingly similar-sounding purrs. I've also been perusing Sir Ian McKellan's official site (that's www.mckellan.com for the uninitiated). He is just the sweetest guy, I tell ya. Has a gorgeous sense of humour.
I had a dream last night that I was in a school play and when we took it to another town we had to book into a hotel .that looked suspiciously like my high school. We were then informed that there were no rooms except on the floor where the entire cast of LOTR was residing. Then I woke up, so nothing interesting actually happened, but still. the potential was there. I have been reading way too much Boy Meets Boy. This has been a very LOTRingy post. Sorry. Here's something amusing that I've always liked:
First, I thought:
The advent of the iron age
Made the elongation of the male sex
unavoidable
And its main aim
The penetration
The knife, the sword, the spear
Second, I thought:
Gunpowder, firearms
The main aim shifted
To ejaculation
And-- bombs:
The mystification of the orgasm
Third, I think:
Simulation
Through screen or helmet
Makes this
Pornography
That's the lyrics to 3 Thoughts by Einsturzende Neubauten. Blixa's a clever little man, eh?
Well, will you look at that, one weeks worth of silence, and then two posts in one day. This reminds me, I really do have to fix that comments thing. Oh well, I'll do it later - story of my life.
I had a dream last night that I was in a school play and when we took it to another town we had to book into a hotel .that looked suspiciously like my high school. We were then informed that there were no rooms except on the floor where the entire cast of LOTR was residing. Then I woke up, so nothing interesting actually happened, but still. the potential was there. I have been reading way too much Boy Meets Boy. This has been a very LOTRingy post. Sorry. Here's something amusing that I've always liked:
First, I thought:
The advent of the iron age
Made the elongation of the male sex
unavoidable
And its main aim
The penetration
The knife, the sword, the spear
Second, I thought:
Gunpowder, firearms
The main aim shifted
To ejaculation
And-- bombs:
The mystification of the orgasm
Third, I think:
Simulation
Through screen or helmet
Makes this
Pornography
That's the lyrics to 3 Thoughts by Einsturzende Neubauten. Blixa's a clever little man, eh?
Well, will you look at that, one weeks worth of silence, and then two posts in one day. This reminds me, I really do have to fix that comments thing. Oh well, I'll do it later - story of my life.
