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Mar. 16th, 2003 07:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nigeltdeIt's a fact that the sexiest people are the bad guys and the anti-heroes, right? I could list them but it would take you long, and y'all know who I'm talking about.
Well, turns out the rule applies to inanimate objects as well.
I have a thumb ring. It's a fucking sexy ring; it's curvy, and it's shiny, and it doesn't wear any clothes. We met on a balmy day in the seaside town of Lynmouth, in Southern England. Love at first sight, and we've been together ever since although the law continues to refuse to recognise our relationship - and in this day and age!
Unfortunately, it's evil. It takes a vicious delight in destroying my clothing; only the other week it put a large hole in the right tit of my favourite dress while I was too drunk to prevent the violence. Not only that, but it also enjoys renting large holes in myself and my friends. I daren't take the risk of engaing in tickling matches anymore -- when it sees vulnerable flesh it goes wild. On Friday it bit Michelle. No doubt it's done the same to many of my friends and they're all too polite to tell me. I know there's been a little attention given to some other ring lately, but take my word for it, my ring is far more evil. And prettier. And not so tacky.
Sigh. I wouldn't take the abuse if it weren't so darn sexy. All I can do is apologise to those of my friends it's affected. Sorry!
I'm Velma, which ambiguous dyke are you? Quiz by Turi.
Well, turns out the rule applies to inanimate objects as well.
I have a thumb ring. It's a fucking sexy ring; it's curvy, and it's shiny, and it doesn't wear any clothes. We met on a balmy day in the seaside town of Lynmouth, in Southern England. Love at first sight, and we've been together ever since although the law continues to refuse to recognise our relationship - and in this day and age!
Unfortunately, it's evil. It takes a vicious delight in destroying my clothing; only the other week it put a large hole in the right tit of my favourite dress while I was too drunk to prevent the violence. Not only that, but it also enjoys renting large holes in myself and my friends. I daren't take the risk of engaing in tickling matches anymore -- when it sees vulnerable flesh it goes wild. On Friday it bit Michelle. No doubt it's done the same to many of my friends and they're all too polite to tell me. I know there's been a little attention given to some other ring lately, but take my word for it, my ring is far more evil. And prettier. And not so tacky.
Sigh. I wouldn't take the abuse if it weren't so darn sexy. All I can do is apologise to those of my friends it's affected. Sorry!
I'm Velma, which ambiguous dyke are you? Quiz by Turi.
