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I was watching That's My Bush! this afternoon, which I don't think is usually as funny as Parker & Stone could be; but at the start George felt that he was just as good as the maid at giving snappy combacks. She very nicely gave him a few freebies to prove it. One of them played out like this:

Maid holds statue of pig up near her face.

Maid: Now, don't you think this is one of the most HIDEOUSLY UGLY pigs you've seen in your entire life? Huh? Huh?

The maid very UNSTUBTLY indicates herself. George struggles manfully for ten seconds.

George: WHORE!!!!!

The expression on his face...