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Did you know that Ten Inch Hero was originally supposed to be called Straight White Normals In Love? But then they realised that that would make it indistinguishable from every other movie ever made.



1. Jensen Ackles is an adorable hotass with great comedic timing.

2. Clea DuVall is a loveable hotass with a gorgeous smile.

3. Sean Patrick Flannery is a DILF hotass.

4. Everyone is a hotass except for old people.

5. Alice Krige will never not look like the Borg Queen.

6. California is a sun-drenched heaven-on-earth full of happy, quirky, financially secure Caucasian people.

7. It takes a minimum of four people to make one sandwich every hour.

8. Hippies are stupid, ridiculous and gross.

9. Gays are repressed, violent misogynists.

10. Girls who like sex are destined to get abused.

11. TV Ugly is not ugly.

12. TV Artistic Talent is not artistic talent.

13. Straight love is great love.

14. Jensen Ackles needs to make the cocksucker face on the hour, every hour, for the good of humanity. For the children.



Not that I hated it; I got a few good chuckles and Ackles, DuVall and SPF rose above the material, sometimes. Plus, see again point 4.