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nigeltdeApparently:
Jesus walked on water, but Michael Phelps swims through land.
Water listens to “Michael Phelps Swimming to the Classics” on its iPod.
Newborn dolphins learn to swim by watching footage of Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps caught Moby Dick.
Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart: blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
Jesus walked on water, but Michael Phelps swims through land.
Water listens to “Michael Phelps Swimming to the Classics” on its iPod.
Newborn dolphins learn to swim by watching footage of Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps caught Moby Dick.
Michael Phelps’ heart pumps twice as much blood as the average human’s heart: blood made of the failed Olympic dreams of everyone that has raced against him.
