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Give me a character from any fandom, tv show, movie, book you know that I know and I will tell you:
a. My favorite thing about that character.
b. My least favorite thing about that character.
c. One person I would ship them with in their own verse.
d. One crossover ship for them I think would be neat.
e. One crossover universe for them I think would be even neater.
f. Their ship from hell.
g. Their song.
h. The title of their biography or autobiography.
i. The last bad dream they had.
j. How they're gonna shuffle off the mortal coil, if they haven't already.

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I saw Wolverine on Sunday and then I wrote a song about it. This is how it goes. SPOILERS BTW!!!111!!

Where it began
I can't begin to knowin
But then the cash is growin strong

Beef Jackman up
Give him big hair all chesty
Plus pretty boys you can't go wrong

Alfoil claws
Reaching out
Stabbing things
Stabbing more things.....

BAD CGI (DA DA DA!)
BLOCKBUSTER MOVES YOU KNOW THE WORDS
BLOW SHIT UP ONE MORE TIME (DA DA DA!)
COHERENT PLOTTING'S FOR THE BIRDS

So you just

Grab a hot chick
Cause Hugh ain't gay in this one
She don't need sensible shoes

Then kill her off
We need some motivation
Let's make her his betrayer too

Hetroes, touching hetroes,
Reaching out
Stabbing things
Stabbing more things.....

BAD CGI (DA DA DA!)
BLOCKBUSTER MOVES YOU KNOW THE WORDS
LIGHT YOUR CIGAR ONE MORE TIME (DA DA DA!)
BABY PICARD'S FOR THE BIRDS