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[nigeltde]

O Dark Lord and Destroyer! We hope that this day, your day, has been a special one for you! We curse that your kittens were especially crunchy this morning and that the mortals on your train were pleasant to torture! We have told Dean not to give you too much trouble today and we have dressed Sam in leather! We are especially humbled that on this day your day you have taken the time to kill us dead several times--those bits were great! Praise be unto you and your evil ways!

Oh and you look totally hott in your glasses!

Comments

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

we have dressed Sam in leather

YOU ARE SO VERY VERY FORGIVEN.

/drags leather!Sam back to underworld lair

[nigeltde]

....he's coming back, though, right?

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

You didn't write any fine print. So ... NO. *licks Sam to claim ownership*

[nigeltde]

You didn't say yoink so it doesn't stick! And you can't yoink retrospectively!

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

Let's get something straight here.

Me = Antichrist
You = cringing minion

OBEY ME, PUNY MORTAL.

[nigeltde]

Only cause it's it's your birthday and you've been very good to me! But Dean Winchester wants you to know that there will consequences if Sam doesn't return.

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

Dean Winchester is Sam Winchester's bitch. Sam Winchester is now my property. Therefore, Dean Winchester will sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up, or I will turn this fandom around RIGHT NOW and everyone will go to bed without dinner!

oh god, what have I done?

[nigeltde]

DAMN YOU AND YOUR UNHOLY LOGIC!! SPAWN OF SATAAAAAAN!

Re: oh god, what have I done?

[veronamay.livejournal.com]

Well, DUH.