Conserve gravity!

[nigeltde]

Top scientists agree that with the present rate of consumption, the earth's supply of gravity will be exhausted before the 24th century. As man struggles to discover cheaper alternatives, we need your help. Please...

CONSERVE GRAVITY

Follow these simple suggestions:

(1) Walk with a light step. Carry helium balloons if possible.
(2) Use tape, magnets, or glue instead of paperweights.
(3) Give up skiing and skydiving for more horizontal sports like curling.
(4) Avoid showers .. take baths instead.
(5) Don't hang all your clothes in the closet ... Keep them in one big pile.
(6) Stop flipping pancakes

Comments

[lainy122.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh, oh! I already do #5! *bg*

[nigeltde]

hey--me too! We're totally saving the world!

[lainy122.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* I'm totally telling my mum that next time she tells me to hang up my clothes *bg*

[chameleongirl79]

Way ahead of you on number 5 ^_^

[corvus-coronis.livejournal.com]

#4-6, absolutely. I have at least 3 places set aside in my house for #5 purposes, and I avoid flipping pancakes mainly because I don't like floor-flavoured food.